讀到友人的友人這樣為自己做簡介，我悲傷了起來。頓時覺得這樣下去，自己的人生就完蛋了！

因為

i’m a 記者 & my favourite book is ‘圖解百病足療法’ by 漆浩.
i’m a 記者 & my favourite movie is ‘The Thin Man’ by W.S.Van Dyke.
i’m a 記者 & my favourite album is ‘Spirits’ by Albert Ayler.
i’m a 記者 & my favourite channel is TV1.
i’m a 記者 & my favourite pastime is sleeping & chain-sleeping my life to hell.
i’m a 記者 & my childhood aspiration is to be a damned avant-garde artist.
i’m a 記者 & i’m really really scared that this is the tag i’ll be wearing for the rest of my life.

至少人家banker比較有錢，記者沒有。那你呢？